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Hilarious Gift Idea for Cat Lovers: Snarky Stemless Glasses (4 in the Set)

October 14, 2019 By Joi

While these beautiful and hilarious cat lovers glasses are, technically, wine glasses, that’s not remotely what I think of them as. As someone who doesn’t drink, grape juice (which I love, by the way) is as close as I get to wine.

In fact, I drink grape juice every single night and even call it my “evening wine.” Now I’ve found the perfect wine glasses for my “evening wine.”

Yes, I’m a bit of an odd bird, what gave me away??? 

Cat Lovers Glasses Description

  • These funny wine glasses are a great gift for anyone who loves their feline friend. Perfect for any occasion, they are as much fun to give as they are to receive!
  • An affordable way to gift 4 individual wine glasses or offer party favors when hosting wine parties. Give a unique, memorable present to 4 special people that will last for years to come.
  • Printed with premium, organic ink that is dishwasher safe.
  • Made to last for years, the vivid white print won’t chip or fade after being washed in the dishwasher.
  • Look for USA made. This funny stemless glassware is proudly made, printed and packaged in the USA and features a chip-resistant edge, generous 15 oz bowl size and sturdy base.
  • Each glass is carefully packed in a sturdy, white gift box to ensure safe delivery to its destination.

See cat lovers glasses for more information. How cute are these?!?!


Filed Under: Christmas Guide for Cats and Cat Lovers, For the Cat Lover, Gifts for Cat Lovers Tagged With: cat humor, funny gift ideas for cat lovers, gift ideas for cat lovers

One of the Best Quotes About Cats I’ve Ever Read

October 8, 2019 By Joi

 

 

Queen Fatima

Queen Fatima

“Anyone who claims that a cat cannot give a dirty look has either never kept a cat or is singularly unobservant.” – Maurice Burton

I love this quote – it is so TRUE! The adorable little girl pictured above was “Queen Fatima,” one of the many, many feral cats I’ve loved and cared for over the years. Many of these ferals, like Queen Fatima, become part of the family and are loved and spoiled like any house cat has ever been. Fatima was no exception.

I loved that girl to pieces!

In the picture here, she was annoyed with one of her brothers (Markie). I happened to catch her mid-glare and the picture fits with this quote like a glove!

Filed Under: For the Cat Lover, Humor, Quotes About Cats Tagged With: cat humor, cat quote, quote about cats

Funny Cat Mug: Cats Make Me Happy.. You, Not So Much!

September 29, 2019 By Joi

Ha! Love this! If you give this Cats Make Me Happy mug to someone as a gift, make sure they know you don’t mean them, personally.

I mean… the last thing you want to happen is to be punched in the jaw on Christmas day!

  • The Purr-fect Mug for Cat Ladies and Cat Gentlemen: This purr-fectly affordable, totally adorable ceramic stoneware cat mug is great gift for a mom, dad, boyfriend/girlfriend, son, daughter, friend, boss, co-worker, or anyone else who loves cats. Show your gratitude and appreciation for that special someone with the cute Cats Make Me Happy, You Not So Much mug that shows they’re all about that cat life.
  • Lasting Quality: High-quality, smooth ceramic stoneware resists scratches and lasts a long time. The custom imprint is permanent and won’t lose its luster or fade. Your stoneware ceramic mug can be used with either hand since the Cats Make Me Happy, You Not So Much design is printed on two sides. Good for Any Occasion; with an 11-ounce capacity, these mugs hold plenty of liquid and make great gifts for all of your special occasions: anniversaries, bachelor and bachelorette parties, and birthday
  • Safe for the Microwave and Dishwasher: Use your mug again and again in the microwave. Wash it in the dishwasher after every use and still never worry about the design fading away or peeling over time. Cold and hot temperatures will not affect the high quality of your ceramic stoneware mug, so you’ll feel confident to use it every day. Though simple, this cute cat mug makes a thoughtful gift for anyone on their birthday, Christmas, Hanukkah, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or any special occasion.
  • Fun Way to Break the Ice: Your new ceramic coffee cup displays Cats Make Me Happy, You Not So Much on both sides so you can both laugh over your coffee or tea in the morning. The double-sided design makes an ideal gift for a new bride and groom or a wonderful housewarming present. Surprise your spouse with this cute, thoughtful gift for your anniversary or any time you want to show you care.
  • Carefully Packed, Satisfaction Is Guaranteed: 100% customer satisfaction is our goal. To make sure each ceramic mug arrives at its new home safe and sound. Our durable new packaging delivers the high-quality mugs to you reliably. If you ever find a craftsmanship or materials defect in any of our mugs, simply contact our friendly and responsive customer service folks. We stand behind all of our carefully crafted and packed products and will work with you to find a solution that’s pleasing to you.

I love that it’s dishwasher-safe. Always a big plus in my book.

See Cats Make Me Happy mug for a closer look. This one’s a lot of fun!

Filed Under: Cat Shop, Christmas Guide for Cats and Cat Lovers, Gifts for Cat Lovers Tagged With: cat humor, cat mug, funny cat mugs, gift ideas for cat lovers

Funny Cat Video: Cats Playing Pat-a-Cake

December 3, 2010 By Joi

I could honestly watch funny cat videos all day long. As long as the cats are in absolutely zero danger or distress, I’m completely on board.

The funny cat video below is one of the cutest I’ve seen in a while. It showcases just what little characters cats can be!

I also love that other people out there get as much enjoyment and entertainment from their precious cats as we do ours.

Enjoy these hilarious cats as they play pat-a-cake, complete with voice-overs of what they’re surely thinking.

Filed Under: Cat Videos, Featured, Humor Tagged With: cat humor, cat videos, Funny cat videos

Funny Cat Picture of the Day!

January 11, 2010 By Joi

funny pictures of cats with captions
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Adorable! This cat’s expression reminds me of a few people in my family – if you wake them, they appreciate it as much as this little guy does!

Filed Under: Humor, Pictures of Cats Tagged With: cat humor, funny cat pictures, lolcats

Carly Can Haz Cheeezburger

November 1, 2009 By Joi

Seth Rogen Moveez Makes  Porch Kitteh Roll Hard
more funny pictures

Filed Under: Carly, Humor, Personal, Pictures of Cats Tagged With: cat humor, funny cat pictures, LOL cats

A Cat’s Rules of Etiquette

May 20, 2009 By Joi

1. If you have to throw up, get onto furniture quickly. If you cannot manage this in time, get to an expensive throw rug. The more expensive, the better.

2. Determine which dinner guest hates cats. Sit on that lap during the evening. They wouldn’t dare push you off. They may even coo, “Nice Kitty” to you. Try to arrange tuna on your breath, and by all means meow often.

3. For sitting on laps or rubbing against pants, select colors which contrast with your own.

4. Always, always accompany guests to the restroom, ESPECIALLY those who are afraid of cats. You don’t have to do or say anything. Just stare. It’ll freak them right out.

5. For guests who say, “I love kitties!”, be ready with your best look of boredom. Let them know you are merely tolerating them.

6. DO NOT allow closed doors in any room. To get one open, you have two options: One, you can scratch with a repetitiveness on the wood until someone comes to your aid. Or, two, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws.

Once the door is opened for you, of course, it is not necessary to use it. You can change your mind. When you have ordered an outside door opened, stand half in/half out and think about a variety of things. This is especially effective during winter or mosquito season.

7. When it becomes necessary to dislodge a hairball, choose the dining room during mealtime. If company’s over, all the better.

8. Should you meet with a mishap, such as falling out of a chair or running into a glass door, go about your business and adopt an expression that says, “I meant to do that.”

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: cat humor, cat jokes

Cat Humor – Top 10 Signs Your Cat is Getting Fat

February 15, 2009 By Joi

10. Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.
9. Confused guests constantly mistaking her for beanbag chair.
8. Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.
7. No longer cleans itself unless coated in Cheese Whiz.
6. Kirstie Alley fits through your kitty door without the aid of lubricants.
5. It’s no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.
4. Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky.
3. He only catches mice that get trapped in his gravitational pull.
2. Enormous gut keeps your hardwood floors freshly buffed.
1. Has more chins than lives.

Alexa isn’t amused by this post, whatsoever.

Filed Under: Alexa, Humor Tagged With: cat humor, cat jokes

A Great Cat Picture That’s Worth a Thousand and One Words

November 10, 2008 By Joi

I haven’t had much time to post lately, since my free time’s pretty much spent with Alexa – telling her how brave she is and how much I love her (at least the second one’s actually true!). I took her to the vet to have her leg checked today and they said everything looked fine, but she has to leave the splint and bandaging on for about 5 more weeks.

She was a total she devil on the way to the vet. I had her in a cardboard carrier (I have no idea where our good one disappeared to. I suspect Svenn burned it.), and she began shredding it with her teeth on the way! By the time I carried her into the vet’s office, part of her little angry face was all the way through one of the holes.

Everyone in the office got a huge kick out of it. Of course, they didn’t have to ride back home with her!

She’s been sleeping since we got home – only getting up to eat and drink once. I guess she wore herself out. I think I should probably put a pot of coffee on, it looks like we’ll be up all night – arranging/rearranging her toys, dishing out salmon treats, giving her pink brush a workout, etc. Then she’ll curl up on her pink baby blanket and sleep like an angel.

Problem is, it wasn’t a halo on her head this morning!

I thought you’d get a kick out of the picture above. It came to me in an e-mail today. When I brought the hellcat home, I got into my e-mail and very much needed the smile this picture produced!

Click it for a larger view. Priceless.

Filed Under: Alexa, For the Cat Lover, Humor Tagged With: cat humor, Cat Shop

It’s All in How You Choose to Look at It

July 19, 2008 By Joi

My cat is not an attention hog… she’s taking the attention off of my flaws.

My cat does not tear up paper… she’s recycling.

My cat does not break things … she’s a science geek and it conducting experiments with gravity.

My cat does not fear dogs … he is merely selective of the company he keeps.

My cat is not a glutton… she simply appreciates the culinary efforts made on her behalf.

My cat does not scratch … he is a furniture ventilator. He happens to also specialize in ventilating wood frames, paneling, carpet, window frames…

My cat does not catterwaul … she is singing off-key. Intentionally.

My cat does not hog the spot on the couch… he’s keeping it warm for us.

My cat is not a Chatty Kathy…. she’s so full of wit and wisdom, she can’t control it all.

My cat is not finicky… he’s particular.

My cat is not a pest … she’s a selfless entertainer.

My cat is not a heartless hunter … he is a wildlife control expert.

My cat is not mean… she’s practicing for the role as Batman’s next villain.

My cat is not fat … she is insulated.

My cat is not lazy … she is conserving her energy.

My cat does not get underfoot … he’s protective. He’s making sure I arrive safely at his food dish.

My cat is not always in the way… she’s always there for us.

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: cat humor, cat jokes

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