Quotes About Cats 2
My Beautiful Constant Companion, Alexa
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. – Warren Eckstein
There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. – Tay Hohoff
One reason we admire cats is for their proficiency in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on top, no matter what they are doing, or pretend they do. – Barbara Webster
The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat. – Jules Reynard
Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner. – Stephen Baker
If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend, but never your slave. – Theophile Gautier
Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of. – Sir Walter Scott
Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement and love without penalties. – W. L. George
As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind. – Cleveland Amory
The cat seldom interferes with other people’s rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life. – Carl Van Vechten
Even overweight, cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. – John Weitz
Of all animals, he alone attains to the Contemplative Life. – Andrew Lang
The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends… – Saki (H. H. Munro)
We cannot, without becoming cats, perfectly understand the cat mind. – St. George Mivart
Most cats, when they are Out want to be In, and vice versa, and often simultaneously. – Louis F. Camuti, DVM
The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron. – George F. Will
By associating with the cat, one only risks becoming richer. – Colette
Intelligence in the cat is underrated. – Louis Wain
Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. – Jim Davis
Her function is to sit and be admired. – Georgina Strickland Gates
I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. – Jules Verne
Of all animals, the cat alone attains to the contemplative life. He regards the wheel of existence from without, like the Buddha. – Andrew Lang
There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten. – Jules Champfleury
If a cat did not put a firm paw down now and then, how could his human remain possessed. – Winifred Carriere
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. – Faith Resnick
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it’s because the water is cold in there. And I’m like: How did my mother know that? – Wendy Liebman
Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off. – Michael Nelson
You may own a cat, but cannot govern one. – Kate Sanborn
It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can’t see. – Eleanor Farjeon
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. – Anonymous
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. – Albert Schweitzer
Of all domestic animals the cat is the most expressive. His face is capable of showing a wide range of expressions. His tail is a mirror of his mind. His gracefulness is surpassed only by his agility. And, along with all these, he has a sense of humor. – Walter Chandoha
A dog is like a liberal, he wants to please everybody. A cat doesn’t really need to know that everybody loves him. – William Kunstler
An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old. – Carl Van Vechten
The reason cats climb is so that they can look down on almost every other animal…its also the reason they hate birds. – KC Buffington
A cat sees us as the dogs…A cat sees himself as the human. – Unknown
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a lot of ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. – Joseph Wood Crutch
You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense. – Jane Pauley
If God created man in his own image, you’ve got to wonder; in whose image did he create the nobler cat? – Unknown
Essentially, you do not so much teach your cat as bribe him. – Lynn Hollyn
There are few things in life more heart warming than to be welcomed by a cat. – Tay Hohoff
It is remarkable, in cats, that the outer life they reveal to their masters is one of perpetual boredom. – Robley Wilson, Jr.
Way down deep we are all motivated by the same urges, cats have the courage to live by them. – Jim Davis
Two cats can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun. – Lloyd Alexander
There is no cat ‘language’. Painful as it is for us to admit, they don’t need one. – Barbara Holland
Time spent with cats is never wasted. – May Sarton
The furry little buggers (cats) are just deep, deep wells you throw your emotions into. – Bruce Schimmel
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.- Pam Brown
Cats have an infallible understanding of total concentration–and get between you and it.- Arthur Bridges
There is the little matter of disposal of droppings in which the cat is far ahead of its rivals. The dog is somehow thrilled by what he or any of his friends have produced, hates to leave it, adores smelling it, and sometimes eats it…The cat covers it up if he can… – Paul Gallico
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. – Unknown
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. – Unknown
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart. – Ernest Menaul
The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an axe murderer. – Paula Poundstone
If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him. – Drew Barrymore
We have a theory that cats are planning to take over the world, just try to look them straight in the eye…yup, they’re hiding something! – Dog Fancy
Most cats, when they are out want to be in, and visa versa, and often simultaneously. – Louis J. Camuti
What greater gift than the love of a cat? – Charles Dickens
When you are looking, a cat acts like a princess, but the minute they think you are not looking, a cat acts like a fool. – KC Buffington
If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. – Mark Twain
Cats are designated friends. – Norman Corwin
The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. – Doug Larson
One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you don’t come home at night. – Margaret Mead
“Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!” – Theophile Gautier
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