Kitty Quiz

HUMANS:

Your cat waits and meows at the front door when you arrive. Is it saying:

a) Welcome home, I’ve missed you
b) The phone rang twice while you were out
c) Feed me, NOW!

Your cat meows at the door when you go out. Is it saying:

a) Please don’t leave me here all alone
b) Be careful, now
c) But what if I get hungry while you’re out?

Your cat digs its claws into your leg. Is this:

a) An unsuppressed primal instinct
b) A sign of affection
c) A demand to be fed, NOW

Your cat scratches at the door after being fed. Is it saying:

a) Lemme out. I need to use the shrubs
b) I wanna go play
c) Wonder what the neighbor’s cat has to eat?

CATS:

Your human walks into the kitchen. Does this mean:

a) It’s hungry
b) It’s lost
c) You’re hungry

Your human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this:

a) Supper
b) Something to keep you going till supper’s ready
c) Inedible junk to be scorned in favor of what the human’s eating

Your human removes you from the top of the television. Does this mean:

a) You’re in trouble - better not try that again
b) Nothing - Humans do this sort of thing from time to time
c) The human wants to play - so climb up and do it again.

Staircases are for:

a) Getting up to the human’s bedroom at 4am.
b) Lying in wait in the dark at the top - humans startle easily
c) Walking down just a little slower than the human in front of you.
d) All of the above

For answers, ask any cat owner!

November 17, 2005 | Filed Under Humor